Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion................ and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
No one is going to guess this one ;D... So I,ve upped the stakes,as Yarak needs the money......The prize is now a crisp British 20 pound note. Here we go.....A friend of mine went Hawking on a Saturday morning with his Harris Hawk and Springer Spaniel......He cast his Hawk up into the trees and sent in the dog.He started working along the edge of the wood,the dog going well and the Hawk keen. He came around on a Hospital bed the next day wondering where the hell he was and where was his Hawk and dog......................What had happned... A nice crisp 20 pound note...... ...
A limb fell on him from the tree...It happened to my wife this weekend....
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion................ and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
His bird hit him on the head and knocked him out?.....A frozen clump of poo fell from a 747 and hit him?....A crazed bunny hugger beat him with a bat? A rabid woodchuck attacked him?......Struck by lightening?....wrath of god sort of thing?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion................ and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
Post by BlueTiercel on Jan 31, 2005 22:25:48 GMT -5
No such thing as a woodchuck? Is that some kind of trick answer? wood chuck or woodchuck, ummm...anyway, woodchuck, aka groundhog... member of the marmot family.... look online and you will get the picture...
"every dream you keep inside, another part of you has died"
UFO abduction?...........He really passed out at the pub after too many bitters and this was his excuse to the misses?............It was a full moon and he is really a werewolf. They found him asleep in the wolf cage at the zoo the next day?...........He was run over by mad fox hunters out for revenge?.........Diabetic?..........Split personality. he's not really a falconer...he just thought he was as he ran around in a field saying he was Sir Thomas Sherley
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion................ and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
Hypoglycemia? caffine overdose? genital herpes? ......ummmm....hydrosyphilus.....Kidney stones.....low blood pressure....high blood pressure....? Or could it be the ever so popular....Heart attack?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion................ and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."